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Jesus! vs Darwin!, originally uploaded by The Searcher (Derek Chatwood)

Jesus Christ

Positives: Impressive stamina. Historically known for taking a beating, staying on his feet. Has history of miraculous resurrection.
Negatives: Invented Pacifism. Dangerous habit of turning the other cheek.

Charles Darwin

Positives: Invented Natural Selection. Understands what’s at stake with “Survival of the Fittest”.
Negatives: Theology student, nearly became an Anglican parson. Mixed feelings punching his Lord’s Only Son and Savior in the face.

Inspired by the Creation Museum that opened deep in the craw of Kentucky this month. Proudly displays dinosaurs mingling with Adam and Eve, less than 6000 years ago. Noah had some on the ark, but apparently they sinned once they got here.

Larger one here.
Prints, too.

Uploaded by The Searcher on 30 Jun 07, 11.10PM PST.

Boys! Boys! Don’t fight, you’re both pretty!

2 thoughts on “Jesus! vs Darwin!

  1. My money’s on Jesus. As a carpenter, he’s gotta be pretty fit, likely more so than a naturalist. Although, Darwin’s got the chops, which are a common source of manly power.

  2. This is so bad, its …no, its just soooo bad!! But that doesn’t mean I can’t stop laughing. Its silly on top of being bad. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Perhaps Jesus and Darwin are having a good chuckle over that one in heaven too? Hope so.

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