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This has been kicking around the internets for a while:

My fervent readers will know that it lacks one more variation:

A Misplaced Boy – Random Donut Review

A donut is chosen at random and reviewed.

The review will include a complete list of the donut’s ingredients, ratings, and awards won as found in IDDb.

Joe will include a brief but detailed history of the randomly chosen donut, and give some insight into the making of the donut.

At one point in the review, Joe will get hopelessly sidetracked and launch into a rant that has nothing to do with the donut being reviewed. This rant will include any or all of the following elements:

  1. How he fell in love with the young lady at the Dunkin’ Donuts window.
  2. The political implications of supporting corporations like Dunkin’ Donuts or Krispy Kreme as opposed to a local Mom and Pop donut shop.
  3. Freaking New Yorkers who think their donuts are better than anybody else’s and if they’re so great then why don’t they go the hell back to New Freaking York.

Finally, Joe will get back to the donut at hand and give it a Glazed Rating on a 13 point scale from bad (Dry Cake Donut) to perfect (Maple Bar).

Then Joe will insert the obligatory Eddie Izzard segment (this segment will be NSFW due to language):

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