Every once in a while the social network book of faces comes through for me. This is from my new favorite fan page:
Personally, I think Lionel’s in hiding because now people know that he’s Nicole Richie’s father.
Can you blame him?
Anyway, you can help find Lionel. Simply go to this link, print out several copies and post them around your town.
He could be anywhere. He’s somewhere feeling lonely, or he’s dancing on the ceiling. Say you, say me, we can’t slow down, we have to search for him all night long because, truly, we are the world.