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The prevailing opinions in the comments section of this original post are that the military is unlikely to supply pornography to soldiers, especially in Muslim countries, so this picture is either shopped or the label “PORN” is an unfortunate acronym for something else.

A search for possible acronyms yielded the following:*

Polyornithine: A type of peptide. Don’t ask me to elaborate.
Popular Oppressive Race Names: Doubtful
Progressive Outer Retinal Necrosis: Again, doubtful.

After that they start to make even less sense:

Penetration Organic Remix New
Phylogenetics On Rick’s Network
Pictures Of Rapper Nelly

One of the commenters came up with Paraphernalia of a Recreational Nature, but that’s kind of the same thing isn’t it?

After much thought, this is the best I can come up with (with the help of some wordlist generators):

Projectile Object Retrieval Navigation
Predator Observation Response Narcotics
Psychological Opposition Reverse Nullification
Paramilitary Occupied Response Normalization
Peacekeeper Ordinal Radiation Nosecones
Parallel Organization Reinforcement Network
Policy Options Reinterpretation Noncompliance

See? It all makes perfect ordinary realistic nonsense.

As always, I welcome your comments and acronyms.

*Yes, you caught me. I was searching for PORN on the internet.
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