As some parts of the US and Canada are digging themselves out from record snowfalls, I present this offering from the People of WalMart website to remind us that warmer days are coming when WalMart customers will feel free to prance around in barely more than their undies (if in fact they’re wearing any).
Please to enjoy, my comments are in italics.
Just Hanging Out
Breeze? What breeze? I don’t feel a breeze! (Louisiana)
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce the future Mrs. Boy.
You know you don’t have to dress as the logo to shop there, right? (Texas)
What about to work there?…..Great, NOW you tell me.
Well, lets all be thankful that at least half is covered. (Florida)
We can almost see her panhandle.
Mobility and Style
How did this guy find my Osh Kosh B’gosh overalls from when I was 4? (Tennessee)
This is precisely why WalMart has eye wash stations.
Lots of Tail
It’s not her fault; that guy’s fabulous rat tail makes all the girls pull their skirts up. (California)
♫ I wish they all could be California girls ♫ Y’know, on second thought…