More from one of my favorite snarky elitist web sites: People of WalMart. My comments are in italics.
Just because you put a name on it and hang it up for everyone to see doesn’t make it a Christmas stocking, okay? [Unknown]
Remember kids, crack is wack.
A Christmas Carol
The Ghost of Christmas Past seems a bit early this year. [South Carolina]
And of course she’s looking at cards in the ‘Belated’ section.
Seeing is believing
I like dudes that know they look like Santa and self promote during the holidays. I do believe buddy. I do. [South Dakota]
I just want your shades for Christmas.
Walking in a WalMart Wonderland
“Hey, is that entire family wearing Winter themed coats?” Hell yeah that is an entire family wearing Winter themed coats. Jealous much? [Indiana]
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,
In Action Alley, snow is glistening…