Actually four reasons if you’re counting cheeks:
This italian swimmer, Flavia Zoccari had her stupid swimsuit rip open at the Mediterranean Games held in Italy earlier this month. She was apparently disqualified from the race because they wouldn’t give her time to change into another suit. She should have swam the race crack and all, like this guy…
USA swimmer Ricky Berens ripped his stupid swimsuit during a qualifying heat this week at the World Championships in Rome. Apparently those prudish Italians didn’t disqualify him because it happened just as the race started.
Not fair. But seriously, quit trying to turn human beings into sharks and just go back to wearing regular swimsuits like before, OK?