Fails of the Week – Prom Fails

From COED Magazine: “According to the movies, prom is supposed to be the most magical, wonderful night of every student’s young life. From the anticipation over who will be crowned prom queen to the stress of pinning on a corsage without stabbing your date, everyone eagerly awaits this night. But for some people this night of dreams turns into a Facebook album of horrors. Here are [some] people who should have skipped the excitement and stayed home.”

Comments in italics are mine.

This year’s prom theme is ‘Love and Stupidity on the Jersey Shore.’

Dwight Schrute and his prom date, 1986

“Menfolk are scarce in these here parts.”

So…she couldn’t get a date before the prom, but with that outfit she’ll no doubt end up with one.

If her date tries to get too fresh, all she has to do is fly away.

Um………I got nothin’. Seriously, you’re gonna have to write your own caption.

Yeah, there’s definitely proof.

I’m not trippin on the fact that she’s pregnant, things happen. What kills me is that they spared no expense on the decorations: “Y’know what? Our students deserve the best. This year let’s use the high quality poster board and black Hefty bags.”

Him: “Bond. James Bond.”
Her: “I’m going along with this for the picture, but there’s no way he’s getting Pussy Galore tonight.”

Again, there are so many things wrong with this picture I don’t know where to start.

Just guessing but, the Barbie thing was her idea wasn’t it?

The camera caught young Norbert at the very moment that he hatched his plot to get vengeance, vengeance I tell you on the whole world.

It was between this Confederate flag outfit and her Ku Klux Klan robe. Yeah, this one is more flattering.

And finally…

Apparently someone failed to inform these young ladies that they should get a prom dress. Dress.

3 thoughts on “Fails of the Week – Prom Fails

  1. Susan says:

    What can Brown do for you? Get your Singer Sew-buddy to you just in time to hem your tails! (speeding ticket and traffic court fees may apply)

  2. vodka and ground beef says:

    OH. My. God. HI-LARIOUS. These are way too ridiculous. Awesome post.

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